Corny {Kind Of Dirty} Ha-Has With Customers

Me: {Trying to rush to counter to help customer. Out of breath as usual.}

Customer: {Standing there smiling, & waiting patiently.}

Me: {Gets a wild hair up my ass as I'm approaching the counter, grabs the over-priced rubber, glow-in-the-dark, squawking chicken, & peeks around to make sure she's the only one that can hear me. Looks at her in all "seriousness", & says....} "I'm sorry. I was busy choking my chicken." :-D :-D :-D

Customer: WHAT?!?!?!?! :-D :-D :-D

Me: Sometimes, I'm a baaaaaaaaaad girl. :-D :-D :-D

Customer: :-D :-D :-D

Oh, Lordy! I amuse myself. I HAVE to. LOLOLOL We both enjoyed it.