Just Another 'Manic Monday'...OOPS...I Mean, 'Sunday'

in #humor6 years ago (edited)

Okay...so I 'stole' the title from an old 'Bangles' hit song...Shoot me for being so presumptuous...

Geezzzz.....Some people are so easily riled and unforgiving on this platform; maybe I need to go back to using FakeBook or something???

Nawwwwwww..... I don't think so; way too much drama and trolling over there. Besides...they censure like a mother-fucker...DAMN...especially if you state something which is 'true'...(NWO Connections...???) Yes, I think so.

Anyway...getting back to my ingenious, spontaneous heading/post... 'I" wasn't suffering a manic/depressive spell, personally...but a lot of people in my neighborhood were; after all...Bi-Polar Disorder is running at epidemic proportions throughout the World these days. Follow the link I provided to WebMd if you think that you might be suffering from the disorder...it lists a lot of drugs to try, in an attempt to 'free' yourself from your delusion.

I'd have listed some of them here after checking the webpage myself, but as 'always'...WebMd takes forever to load, and I didn't want to wait three days for the pop-ups to stop, the endless 'trackers' to load and all that crap...So, sorry...you'll have to go there yourself to check it out and pray it doesn't bring you into another suicidal episode...

Besides, it's Sunday...give your 'Caseworker' a break by not causing them to 'have to' come out and pay a visit to you on their day off from work; simply because you suddenly feel as if you want to kill yourself. 

Maybe you should 'skip' WebMd...??? The site pretty much sucks anyway, even after it finally loads...

So...If you're having another Manic Sunday, or Monday, or Tuesday...(whenever the hell day you're reading this) I hope that I picked up your spirits a bit by being sarcastically, humorous...especially if you stopped taking your medication, or ran out of it. 

I care about 'all' my followers here on Steemit, because we're 'all' crazy...to varying degrees...

Now, now...don't get all wickedly offended by my 'crazy' comment...If you're 'not' crazy, then why are you wasting your time surfing steemit and reading crap that I write, instead of going outside to dance naked, in the rain or pick Petunias from your neighbors garden??? Huh...??? Answer me that.!?!?!?

That's it; I'm outta here.

See ya when I see ya.

Ciao


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I can't ----pick Petunias from your neighbors garden---"
because she has a shotgun, and its raining, and well to be honest I don't think they have grown yet since it is still not quite garden season for me. I'm not even sure if she has a garden, heck she might even be a he for all I know or care - - - maybe I should ---- stop, relax and have a sit down, oh yeah doing that.

No, No @bashadow ... not 'my' neighbor's garden...'your' neighbor...
My neighbor has no Petunias left to be picked from, because she got tired of all the crazies coming into her yard to pick them for therapeutic purposes, so she moved the flowers to her roof.

A few people tried getting up there to them with extension ladders, but she heard the clanging and ran out to pull the ladder out from under them... Rather 'mean' perhaps, but it was well within her rights as an Antifa member and pink pussy hat affectionate.

"it lists a lot of drugs to try, in an attempt to 'free' yourself from your delusion."

Well I do love trying drugs. Maybe I'll get lucky and find out that I'm mentally ill enough to get some.

Yeah...then if you find out you're really nuts and your doctor won't prescribe what you want, go out onto the street and get them...there's always 'somebody' willing to sell you something you want...

But, it might turn out to be 'bogus'...

Indeed we are all crazy to varying degrees. I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, and with the right medication, I'm as sane as the next (angry) man.

I feel much more sane when the wind is Southerly as well Deirdy...I've been very carefully monitoring that phenomena for many years now.

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