How to be (almost) as awesome as @papa-pepper in 3 or 4 steps

in #howto7 years ago (edited)

How to be (almost) as awesome as @papa-pepper in 4 or 5 steps


Tired of being a useless who is afraid of insects and doesn't even know how to strike a nail?

Well, no more, today I will teach you to be (almost) as great as the most awesome person that the platform of steemit has ever seen, today I will teach you to be like pappa-pepper in only 4 or 5 steps.


First step:

Assimilate that you will only be a cheap copy because nobody can be as great as he is, and with this in mind you can go to the second step.


Second step:

Everyone who has read the post of Papa, know that what most characterizes him are their dark glasses and their hat, as I do not even own a pair of glasses and I don't wear hats, I had to borrow some that do not look anything like his, but that does not matter.


Third step:

Have a beard, "but @soymanu what if I'm a teen and I do not even can grow an ugly mustache?" To be honest, it doesn't matter because for these situations we can always use a beard maker, a.k.a marker.


Fourth and last step:

Find a wild and dangerous animal, if you want to look even greater, then that animal has to be poisonous, so you can extract that poison, and of course, never forget to record a video where you say the characteristics of the animal. In my case, all I could find was a dangerous doggosaurus rex, not a dog, I swear, it is a very dangerous animal with a poisonous bite, don't be fooled by their tenderness or it will kill you.


Here's the video:


And that's it, following these simple steps you can be (almost) as awesome as @papa-pepper


And as always, I am @soymanu and here is the proof


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AWesome! We will see what the people think!

Thanks dude, I had a lot of fun doing it, I'm glad you liked it:)

This was very well done!

I have been studying papa-pepper a bit recently, and I would say the only thing you missed was to CAPITALIZE YOUR TITLE!

Holy crap! I forgot that lol

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You are (almost) as funny as @papa-pepper. It was a really close fight. Great job!

haha thank you;) , He is 10 times funnier

Hahaha... that's funny right there

Thanks man

hahahaha omg what a dangerous doggosaurus rex do we have here!
good luck on being almost as cool as papa-pepper. Good advice for the newbies steemians.

I always try to be almost as cool as he hahahah

Doggosaurus rex give me chills man AHHAHAHA

Haha very funny congrats on the win !👍👍👍😂😂😂

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