This was delightful mate. The tune was perfect and it is a really top-notch post.

you really want to treat them tender and they will appreciate it, and slowly fertilize your love towards them. No one likes being left alone in the dark

Yes mate, that was the highlight of the post for me. Just the right mixture of relatability and humor to tickle the ribcage.

Hats off to you, that sloe gin looks unreal. Don't get too pissed when it is ready ;)