How to get a girlfriend in under 5 minutes (guaranteed)

Ok guys, this is crazy. You can get any girl within 5 minutes.

Here's a list of ingredients you need:

• Ketchup
• Garlic
• Mud
• Steve Jobs

Here's the steps:

1. Take your ketchup and smear it all over your arms
2. Eat the full garlic
3. Take the mud and rub it in your hair (nature's best shampoo)
4. High five Steve Jobs
5. Go out into the street and make loud owl noises
6. Girls will start to appear within 5 minutes

Good luck, let me know how it goes!