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RE: So a rooster walks into a bank...
They are not allowed where I live, and as soon as the poor things start to croak, a neighbor calls the cops.
I must be feeding my hens the wrong stuff, because there is no way to just brush their fecal material anywhere. You are really really funny!
The neighbor calls the cops? What a jerk!
I'm sure you've noticed the different kinds of chicken poop if you've had them for any length of time. The most common ones are really just undigested feed. The white stuff on the top is urine. Every few times they go, there will be a runny and very sticky one. That is the actual poop. Those can't be brushed anywhere, and once they dry on your wood floor, it requires a chisel to remove. I would tell you how I know that, but you might not want to hear it. :)
hahahaha! I know that by how hard they are to get off my boots! I walk gingerly to try to avoid the newest ones. My fave is when I'm sitting at a table in a restaurant with friends and the odor of chicken poop wafts up. I probably should stop letting the gals free-range.
Ha! I've done that a few times. My favorite is walking through the grocery store leaving a trail of poop and mud chunks everywhere I go. I would be so easy to follow!