I have over 50 years of ass-busting experience in agronomy, dairy farming, vegetable/produce farming , ranching and subsistence farming in the Alaskan Bush... I'm retired, and I look after my step dad who is a native American WW2 combat veteran ...

It takes me all of about 5 min to spot the phony, and it takes my dad about 30 sec to spot a "smoke blower"....