Oh my goodness this is so cool! I had this dream when I lived in Wisconsin, but then I just up and moved back to the tropics!

I had a recent post on cleaning a bunch of bananas, but those are way too big for you, you want some dwarf bananas! I have a variety not much taller than myself!

'Smuggling' in the banana corms might be something awesome that I could help with - unless there is a local supplier of banana corms in UK?

You have my full support! I hope to do an article soonish about all the different banana and plantain varieties down here.