Signs of the Times

When the fledgelings were young, we often went on adventurous road trips. We also went weekly to visit elder relatives that lived quite a distance away. The fledgelings would get bored, so Papa Bird would think up games to play to help while away the hours.
One such game was picking out interesting signs. Over the years we had a quite a collection. The fledgelings have grown, left the nest and are having fledgelings of their own. Now it is their turn to keep the tradition going…
I thought I would share a few today. Laughter is good medicine.

IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."

AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."

ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises."