A man visited a famous psychic. Gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the tarot reader delivered the bad news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Your mother-in-law will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the man sat frozen, staring at the single flickering candle, then down at his own hands. He took a few deep breaths to compose himself.

He simply had to know. He met the tarot reader's gaze, steadied his voice, and asked,

"Will I get away with it?"