كان فيه مرة سلحفاة دخلت مطعم وطلبت رز، قام الجرسون شلها رماها بره
رجعتله بعد شهر وقالته طب متزقش بس

there was a turtle who entered a restaurant and asked for rice. The waiter picked it up and threw it outside.
After a month, she came back to him and said, "Do not hit me."