Club100 Some funny experiences by @shance-light

Greetings everyone, hope we are doing just fine, 😻 January the longest month is almost over. Today i will be sharing some funny experiences at the hospital. But before that👇

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There was a common Comedy about how a man went to an abouki and wanted to fry egg, after all the combination, he asked a share for 50N.
Some of these things are happening in real life ohh.

On this faithful day, while i was on night shift, (at times one person can be on night shift since its still a growing place). It was boring since i had no inpatient and the out patients had received treatment during the day. I was really bored, wishing and hoping that i could sell some drugs but nobody was coming. I just sat and was singing.
After some hours, about 5 persons got in and wanted to buy, since i was alone, they decided to make a line so as to avoid confusion, the sixth person that came in was a woman in her early 50s, so all those that had come gave way for her. She came forward.
Mama: my pickin how
Me ;fine mama thank youand you.
Mama; not fine oh, hope say wuna get strong pain killers, ma skin di hot. Bring all wuna pain killers for this place.

At this point in time, i was hoping that she tell me her amount that she wanted pain killer for but she insisted i bring out everything.
That's how i climbed to the top, remove samples, came down, went and open the store, took others that were not in the pharmacy, i brought out everything and placed them on the table.
The other 5 sat on the awaiting bench and were watching. Thats how i was sweating already from the climbing and going down. After all was set, i started giving her some information about the medication displayed, trying to explained to her that some had same chemical components but just different trade name. All this while i had been asking how much she needed drugs but she hadn't given a reply yet.

I brought out the bigger size of nylon to package her medication.... then she finally spoke....

my pickin cut medicine from all these strong medicin so for 500frs
I stood without understanding and thinking about the time , before i realized the other 5 persons were laughing out loud.
I explained again that some of what i showed her were above 500frs already. But she repeated herself that i should cut off, even if its 1 tb each from all the pain killers that i have presented and give her🙄🙄🙄🙄

For a drug thats 1000frs , should i give 1/2tab and for how many different drugs.

i know poverty is the caused of a these but at times ehh
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