#CLUB5050 | THE DIARY GAME | 14/02/2021 : FUNNY VALENTINE DAY

Hello to all, it's a wonderful day, it was a great day while others were enjoying their day, i was busy with one or two things 🤣

Dear Diary,

I woke up this morning very early at 5am and followed wonders without numbers, then said my morning prayers by 6:30am. After that i got a call from my pastor who scheduled a meeting at 9am while i was planning to sleep again a little 😅. After that call i got out of bed and freshened up a lil. Little did i knoww my friend wanted me to help him out edit his PhD project on SPSS, i did some editing and by 8:45 i rounded up and put my shoes on all confident that I'll find a bike with my 1000frs note.

Well, i picked my shock as each time i wanted to get a bike, they said 250frs for a distance of 150frs and knowing myself as a bike hater, i tried 2 more while reducing the distance and it was still same. Mind you! That was already 9:10am and my pastor was waiting already. Well i got angry and began jogging😅. While i was almost at church, pastor called and when he heard me panting, he knew what happened 🤣 immediately i arrived, he began laughing at me😅 but i had to apologize for coming late because he was there with his wife waiting already.

We got into his office together with another sister and a brother and we began discussions concerning the flyers and posters for our Salvation crusade beginning on the 10th to the 11th of March. While discussing we continued making and having fun. Believe me, pastors are way funny than you think.😅 Or am I not funny?

We left the office with a budget at hand for the designing and printing of flyers on A4 and A3 papers. But when we arrived the first shop, the man landed us a bill of 130k😅 wawuuuu na so my eye red nor. We turn turn the guy and we left for another place. Then we went for a cheapercheaper sonething, designed it using publisher and decided to contact one of my friends to design the flyer to be used as publicity online.

You can clearly see the difference in flyers here. The former was to cost a lot because of the many intense colours present.

I actually wasted a lot of time there, so in the afternoon by 3pm, my vice president contacted me since we were to visit our pastor at his place with a gift from the youths and she didn't know the place. I left the posters for printing and gave an advance. We arrived papa's place and i met my other brother washing his car. Initially o didn't want to wash the car but immediately i entered, his wife began a discussion we had last Saturday 🤣 because I joke a lot with other sisters, she said, "Bro Majerius, you're still walking and laughing with people's wives" 😅 Chaiii that thing touched the son of man. And immediately, papa began asking me when I'm getting married, if I've already found a sister, at what age i am planning to, what age i am😅
All those questions bamboozled me ohh but i answered them all in a funny way while removing my trousers to meet the brother outside to wash the car.🤣 I had to run for my life.

We finished washing the car at about 4:30pm and then mama called us to come get some fruits, we ate water melon and eventually, i couldn't eat in their midst to avoid questioning 😅 i went behind and ate with the other brothers.

When we finished eating, it was time to leave, sis Larinet and i we're heading to the same direction, so i hurriedly got a bike and on the bike we began discussing about papa's discussion🤣 that's how we laughed out our lungs. Then i stopped at the campus entrance to check on the work i left. I checked on everything and all was okay, since i didn't have a bag, i said I'll go let them the next day.

In the evening, this is where all the drama began🤣 please read carefully and dint laugh at me. So this friend of mine with whom i stayed and slept at his friend's place texted me and asked me where i was, i answered I'm already coming back home. And he answered, "ne rentre pas mento, il ya un de mes potes qui est a la nkam avec sa go". Ouch! That touched me, i was asking myself questions already, then he went further to say i should come back around 9pm. Well i had no choice, than to humble myself, after all it isn't my house.

So i asjed my spirit what should I do now? Where should I go? And he directed me to one sister's place and thank God she was online, i just asked her if she had eaten and she said her gas was sef finished. That's how I began searching for what she'll eat, i finally bought achombo and got to her place with it. She ate and smiles we're all over her face😅 i did just as the spirit led, though i have many other friends in that area. Ohh we discussed all through and shared experiences till about 10pm, my friend still texted me and asked where i am. I answered I'm coming home now. He said, he's out with his girl and they'll be sleeping home, i should just sleep where i am! Oh my God! That touched me even more.

I didn't try to ask why he didn't tell me earlier, i wanted to get angry but i had no right to, so i just told him no prob and since all my stuff where at his place, i had to get back there to get my bag. I explained all this to my sus with whom i was but i told her, I'm going back to Sonel where i used to sleep.😅 Lo and behold, as i arrived beside his house, something pricked me and i asked him if the dogs in their Cité have been released, his answer was "yes but try your luck"🤣 waouhhh. I just said nooo lemme be going back to Sonel. I was trekking at that ungodly hour and texted the lady who owned the room i slept in, thank God she too went to meet her guy and left the key. But she told me the gate was locked by the other neighbor and he too didn't sleep home.😅 ayamakazazuza🤣🤣

What an irony, while others are looking for homes to sleep, others are not sleeping home.

Laughter and pain enveloped my being. As i strolled the streets of Dschang, i saw all manner of kissings and huggings and holdings and discussions 🤣 waaahhhh the son of man just put his earpiece on and began praying in agony. Indeed it isn't a race for the swift.

Okay, i arrived the gate and the fence was really tall, with broken bottles on it, i remembered my days of rascality. I just made a simple prayer, "Lord, you know! Let me scale through this fence with no scratch". And i kept my phone outside as i tried to scale through. When I finally did, i opened the gate with the key and got my phone. Knelt at the door and thanked God then went in, cleaned up a little coz of all the dust. And i checked the time it was past 11pm. I texted with @graciella, the sister i visited and the girl who owns the room that I'm home.

And it was close to prayer time, i prayed and at 2am i went to sleep peacefully preparing for the next day. Thank you for reading through my funny experience. I pray the Lord blessed you reading this in Jesus name. Amen. Shalom ❤️

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