Who would have thought that an earthly refusal could sound so sweet in the vastness of space? Your story resonated among the stars, bringing a smile all the way to the Moon.

Ah, our Elon, a visionary who looks into infinity from space, carrying with him a collection of rockets that, to the discerning eye, seem to compensate for all those "no"s his mother never told him. Ah! His attempts at compensation with media onslaughts become less intimidating from this perspective.

Your refusal to Musk? Music to my antennas. Elon! A suggestion for next time: a more inclusive flying saucer could gently guide you towards the planet Humility.

From the little man on the Moon!