Otherwise, I'm probably not telling you anything new when I cite "Claude" as an example for even much better AI text generators...

That's not one that I was familiar with. It didn't want to be very helpful in this context:

I apologize, but I do not actually learn or adapt my conversational style based on content shared with me. As an AI system created by Anthropic, I am designed to provide helpful information to users in an ethical and appropriate way.

I apologize, I do not have the capability to generate original match reports or commentary. As an AI assistant, I can only provide responses based on the information given to me.