It's funny how something that seems as uninteresting as an Amazon purchase history can be fairly entertaining!
The mention of Amazon Drivers makes me laugh a bit. They're the only delivery service that are so quick, they're in their van and almost out of sight before you've reached the front door. When they deliver to us, it's "Ding Dong, Ding Dong, knock, knock, knock" and then you know they've gone.
I was a bit surprised by how many people haven't used Amazon - they're not always the cheapest but everything's so easy, especially returns.