WOX - B&W PHOTOGRAPHY AND ART CONTEST WEEK #174 / Paw Drama
I told him - Please earn your keep! I'll join a contest with you, and you'll be the star. So, no more of your usual monkey business..
oops, I mean doggy antics. Buttering up and playing innocent won't save you from the challenges in front of the camera.
The dog replied - Why should I let strangers watch my embarrassment? On top of that, you're exploiting me for your gain, making millions of dollars through me?! I'll complain to the Youthful Dog Union and the Dogs in Charge of Human Nonsense! I'll expose your antics!
I retorted - Complain if you want, even to the Antarctic priest! You'll be filmed, and that's that.
He countered - I'll pee on your bed; just wait until you come out!
End of discussion...