Happy Saturday to you and the Gorilla Family. thanks for nominating me.
I do like your suggestion's to hold your own Steemit awards and the categories you are proposing are sensational!
Another couple of categories could be
#Biggestmilker🐄
#Mostoveratedposts
#mostannoyinguser
This could be an awards festival - plenty of categories spanning a few days... I'm not sure how I'll approach half of these categories!