I have similar relation with these suckers, but I assure you this text is not, "just a bit of what on earth."
Despite acknowledging this real-life grave problem and totally sharing the sentiment, this piece just laughed my head off. Not because how petty the issue is(because it-is-not) but how you nailed the satirical narrative. 😁
As much as I love the green around my home, I hate these pesky pests that come as unwanted free samples with the package. I don't sleep without filling the air with Kingtox (either with spray or coil, sometimes both), ignoring all the health hazards. 😶
I'm so happy that my writing could do that :)
Seriously, their equation with green is so annoying. Ugh. One can't have a nice evening tea in the lush greenlawn just because of them.
The health hazards that they pose are far grave than these insecticides. I do the same