澳大利亞「嗓門大」,日本買400個巡航導彈的「巡弋」南海大動作Australia's "loud voice", Japan buys 400 cruise missiles for "cruising" the South China Sea

in STEEM CN/中文5 months ago

聲吶爭端:澳大利亞搞笑?還是日本來搗亂?還有日本買400個巡航導彈的大動作?

各位網友大家好,又到了為大家解讀國際搞笑大事的時候了!最近,澳大利亞和日本似乎都鬧出了不少笑話,讓我們一起看看這到底是怎麽回事。

首先是中國駐澳大使肖千表示希望中澳能夠盡快恢復軍事交流,但最引人捧腹大笑的是他對去年澳大利亞炒作的「中國軍艦聲吶弄傷澳潛水員」一事的回應。肖千大人表示,這可能是日本軍艦搗鬼,中國海軍根本沒參與。他還補充道,要是中國真的用聲吶攻擊潛水員,要麽立馬掛了,要麽至少成了「聲吶殘疾」。

但這還不夠,澳大利亞搞笑的同時,日本也來了一出大動作。據說,日本政府已經與美國簽訂協議,購買最多400枚「戰斧」巡航導彈。這些導彈的射程可不是鬧著玩的,將近2000公裏,一旦日本真的擁有了,不禁讓人想起了二戰後軍事禁忌。而日本還計劃同時開發5-6種巡航導彈,這讓人不禁要問,他們到底準備幹嘛?

據中國駐日本領事館發布的消息,近日,日本石垣市在搞所謂的「尖閣諸島開拓日」儀式(日本把釣魚島稱為尖閣諸島)。日方要在該島附近的周邊海域進行捕魚,還把中國海警船在釣魚島周邊的合法巡航稱為所謂的「侵入」日本所謂的「領海」。1月1不管是這這一所謂的儀式,還是對中國海警船正常活動的汙蔑,都能看出,日本對於釣魚島覬覦之心不死,日本對釣魚島的野心也始終存在。說白了,日方此舉,就是妄圖搶占釣魚島。

看來,這個地球村的各位鄰居可真是越來越「有創意」了。澳大利亞和日本的這一系列舉動,到底是搞笑還是認真的,讓人啼笑皆非。或許是國際政治真的變成了一場激動人心的「喜劇秀」。

總之,在這個國際大舞臺上,笑聲和戰爭的邊緣變得如此微妙,我們只能期待各國政客能夠冷靜點,別再搞出什麽「笑話」來。讓我們拭目以待,看這場「搞笑大戲」還會上演多少新花樣!
The Scream Controversy: Australia's Funny? Or is it Japan? And Japan's big move to buy 400 cruise missiles?

Hello everyone, it's time for another round of international hilarity! Recently, Australia and Japan seem to be making a lot of jokes, so let's take a look at what's going on.

First, the Chinese ambassador to Australia, Xiao Qian, said he hoped that military exchanges between China and Australia could resume soon, but the most hilarious was his response to the Australian speculation last year that a Chinese warship's sonar had injured an Australian diver. Lord Xiao Qian said it was probably a Japanese warship and the Chinese navy was not involved. He added that if China did attack the diver with sound, he would have either died immediately or at least become "sound disabled".

But that's not enough. While Australia is having fun, Japan is also making a big move. The Japanese government has reportedly signed an agreement with the United States to purchase up to 400 Tomahawk cruise missiles. The range of these missiles is no joke, nearly 2,000 kilometers, once Japan really have, can not help but remind people of the post-World War II military taboo. Japan is also planning to develop 5-6 types of cruise missiles at the same time, which makes people wonder what they are going to do.

According to the news released by the Chinese Consulate in Japan, recently, Ishigaki City in Japan is engaged in the so-called "Senkaku Islands Opening Day" ceremony (Japan calls the Diaoyu Islands the Senkaku Islands). The Japanese side wants to fish in the surrounding waters near the island, but also called the legitimate cruising of the Chinese Coast Guard vessels around the Diaoyu Islands the so-called "invasion" of Japan's so-called "territorial waters". 1 January regardless of this so-called ceremony, or to the normal activities of the Chinese Coast Guard vessels of the defilement, can be seen, Japan's Diaoyu Island will not die of ambition, Japan's ambitions for the Diaoyu Islands have also existed for the longest time. To put it bluntly, Japan's move is an attempt to seize the Diaoyu Islands.

It seems that our neighbors in this global village are getting more and more "creative". Whether this series of actions by Australia and Japan are funny or serious is a mystery. Perhaps international politics has turned into an exciting comedy show.

All in all, on this international stage, the edge between laughter and war has become so delicate that we can only hope that the politicians of various countries can calm down and refrain from making any more "jokes". Let's wait and see how many new tricks will be staged in this "funny show"!

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