Great write up!! Pretty funny. I agree the blockchain seems quiet this weekend, I felt compelled to write posts just to break the silence! You are on to something with lower engagement since the last HF but at at the same time it made the spam worthless, so maybe it nulls itself out? I didn't think I would like the new changes but I actually don't mind them that much.

If you ever figure out how to download food, let me in on that...