A few days ago I wrote a post about a decision I needed to make in respect of one of my vehicles and, quite rightly so, a steem user namely the indomitable @abh12345, pointed out that it was a weighty first-world problem; I agree sir, very much so.

Anyway, sitting here at work today, twiddling my thumbs slaving away at my computer for the man, I thought about his comment and all those first-world problems [FWP's] I have in life; Yes, I have more than one.

I figured I'd share one with you and invite you to do the same in return. I might be able to shed some light on the matter, solve the issue, or you in return for me possibly...I think collectively we could solve all the FWP's in the world...We're that smart!

Don't worry, you don't have to be honest, just creative...Or be honest; That's if indeed, you'd like to share with us in the first place. You'll see my FWP submission below, inspired by my efforts on Christmas day...Ya ready?

FWP: Hot food touching my cold food.

See, I told you I had FWP's!

I don't like hot food, let's call it a steak for instance, resting on or touching my cold food like salad for example. A legit FWP if ever there was one. It drives me bonkers. I don't like warm salad made that way by way of heat transfer from something else on the plate. A warm chicken salad is passable though. Yeah I know, see my conundrum? This FWP is a complicated one.

On Christmas day I could be found manoeuvring my food around my plate with the goal of creating some separation between the hot components and the cold in an endeavour to eliminate this FWP from such a joyous day of eating and gift-giving. During my FWP-solving-efforts a comment was made, by my brother's wife, who thought it was funny, and I was a bit of an idiot...Of course, on both points she hit the nail on the head.

[Pictured above you can see my FWP in full effect at a café - Cold avocado touching hot potato rosti's...Further to that travesty, you may also note the cold sweet onion relish sitting beneath the poached eggs. Classic FWP!]

From there, on Christmas day, the flood gates opened and all sorts of scenarios were thrown my way like...What do I do when eating a burger - Hot burger is placed on the cold salad condiments...Or, what happens when I eat hot apple pie with ice cream...Yeah, that old FWP chestnut.

Of course I had legit responses to these challenges, most of which went something like..."Hmm, yeah... _{you fuck off now}"... Or some such thing. _{[Not really of course.]}

Anyway, they were all good questions posed to me in relation to this FWP, thanks for putting me on the spot family. _Assholes 😂

Seriously though, I have many FWP's and I suspect many of you do also. I'd like to hear some, the more ridiculous the better I think. Oh, by the way, saying "having first world problems is your first world problem" isn't allowed; You have to get more creative than that!

So come on y'all roll out your first world problems [FWP's] and let uncle galenkp solve them for you...It could transform your life. _{Or possibly not.}

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