I have always been very pragmatic
Why waste a whole perfectly good umbrella if you only need 40% of it?
I have always been known to be very pragmatic in my life, thinking in very literal terms.
Sometimes it is to my detremient, but other times, like this one, it works like a charm!
(Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/727472146038347260/)
Thank you weather man, I am perfectly and absolutely prepared!
Lol