I am glad you mentioned telepathy since that's what I use to connect and it works wonder well. Try it yourself. It's way more effective than all that blah blah about nothing. One phone call and I have to recover for 6 months if not 2 years.
My eardrums are damaged so next to the fact I switched off all nouse, notifications and so on I cover my ears to shut out the noise.

To me those who rarely speak are more interesting. If they speak it's wise to listen.

phones do not only damage the ears/hearing but also the brains.

A great, funny entry 👍