Black widow

The black widow really stands out as the bad b#tch of spiders. I think when Lizzo said she just had a DNA test and she's a hundred percent that b#tch, she could easily have been referring to what a black widow spider says after she feasts on her mate. Yep, that's right you read right.

This spider is so badass, the female species engage in sexual cannibalism. So basically, they eat the male right after they "smash".

Of course you can expect word to spread fast when such things happen. Imagine the story of a spider called Johnny, he just posted on "spider instagram" that he was going on a date with a Alyssa, the sexy spider he met on "spider tinder". And you know Alyssa would never post that she eats her mates on her tinder profile but that her feet are shaped like a tooth pick should have been enough clue for Johnny.

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Hours after the date should have ended, Johnny is now missing and a spider police officer who was following a trail of missing spiders to Alyssa is now about to arrest her but the question is, can he ? It seems nature has the cards stacked up against him and while he introduced himself to her saying, "I'm officer Richolas of the Web Security Force", she only heard him say instead, "I'm officer happy ending and dinner of the Web Security Force".

In nature, the male specie actually can sense if the female just fed and they are more likely to try to smash with her if she just fed because lets face it, an after sex snack is welcome but no one wants to be the "snack".

So that's the story of the black widow. Nature's true bad b#tch.

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