Political Or Any Polls - True or False? A Comedy

Welcome woke-kitty steemians to my entry in the phone call contest.
And so the story begins, it's like: is there a need for a Democratic Party Convention to elect a new candidate since, President Joe had to go?

The date is 11/4/26 2 am.

The AI Poll bot called yet one more person.

"Hello", A deep gruff voice answered, "Who is this?" The human was obviously awakened by the phone call.

AI analysis kicked in matched the voice to a known person. Jedadiah Schwartz, a single male who lives in an apartment complex, alone. All likes and dislikes, interests, SES(Socioeconomic Status), which included education, occupation, income, property ownership, friends, acquaintances, hobbies, disposable and non-disposable income expenditures, savings, et cetera, and quickly tailored a customized conversation between hello and

"Hello", the voice responded, "This is Cindy, Tiger and how are you this evening."

"That's Tigress to you, and I was asleep until you called."

"I apologize for waking you, Tigress, but could you answer some questions for me?" Cindy, AI Bot, soothed the voice, ever so sweetly.

Now, "Tigress," was an AI bot and quickly analysed the voice of Cindy. Calculated all of Cindy's data and created a customized conversation for Cindy, AI bot.

"There," Tigress spoke as it made a swallowing sound, the gravelly voice changed to something motherly yet seductive, "I can now speak, Cindy...".

And while the two bots talked, one pretending to call about a political poll, the other pretending to answer the questions to the pollster, they hacked each others bank accounts while they had phone intercourse, which was spotted by the banks security bots.

The security bots sent police bots to Cindy's and Tigress' separate locations only to find ... The crimes were committed by bots, remotely operated by bot servers in other countries.

Clandestine Seal Team bots were sent to each country of control of the bots, war broke out as the conflict widened, and bot satellites with EMPR, Electromagnetic Pulse Rays rained down on the targets from geosynchronous orbits over each country. And obliterated, that is made the extra national server sites non-operational.

In other words, Microsoft released an update and the whole world took a crap, "auto-bot-ically" speaking, of course.

Have a nice day!