The ultimate recipe for a normal Monday

Hello everyone,

today i give you the ultimate recipe for a normal monday.

What you need:
1 cup of motivation
2 knifetips of not working programs
and 1 piece of being blocked

Preparation:
Start with 1 cup of motivation. Pour it in a bowl. Add 2 knifetips of not working programs and a piece of being blocked by work. Stirr everything good up. Don't forget to take a break. And another break. Bake it in the oven for 8 hours. Et voila! You have a basic monday with a looooot of boredome and this cool recipe ;)

The story behind:
Like everyday i'm blocked by loading programs, or blocked because they don't get along in the motherconzern... Sooo it's easy for me to get those 5 minutes of free writing to not get too much boredome in this 8 hours^^

Thanks for reading,
BlackButterfly666