Humorous Quips

Life can be difficult and stressful. For some, life is a constant struggle. However, after the storm, the sun will shine again. And come what may, Life goes on. Meanwhile, try to relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy.

Here are some phrases that are witty, funny, and at the same time, have quite a bit of truth in them. Have a look, see if you can find the humour in them. Maybe they can put a smile on your face, and help you forget about your troubles for a while.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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If you don’t read the newspapers you are uninformed, if you do read the newspapers, you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

People say that love is even more important than money; they have ever tried paying their bills with a hug. - Unknown

Alcohol is never the answer. But it can make you forget the question. - Unknown

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! – Unknown

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. - Joan Rivers

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now. - Unknown

Without a doubt... the worst part of being a single woman was having to take care of your own car. - Lisa Kleypas

Everyone brings joy to a room, either by entering or leaving. - Unknown

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit. - Oscar Wilde

When you go into Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Unknown

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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