The Crazy Ogre

The Crazy Ogre craved for a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Ogre craved for a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Ogre desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to share. It might have been an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Ogre desperately desired a wig that they would sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was fun. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Ogre desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Ogre desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.