The Lonely Giraffe

The Lonely Giraffe desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Giraffe desperately searched for a spade that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Giraffe looked for a bottle of wine that they would worship. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Giraffe desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would throw. It should have been a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Giraffe searched for a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Giraffe desired a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to select.