Her Lonely Chimp

Her Lonely Chimp found a bat to embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Chimp found a ball to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Chimp wanted a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Chimp craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Chimp desperately wanted a tomato that they would embrace. It might be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Her Lonely Chimp had a teapot that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.