My Anxious Newt

My Anxious Newt craved for a lava lamp that they would often play with. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Newt desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Newt desired a cup that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

My Anxious Newt craved for a sword that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Anxious Newt desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was sublime. A pen would be the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Newt desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.