The Special Poodle

The Special Poodle carried a set of lego that they would smash. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Special Poodle searched for a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. It would be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Special Poodle desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It would have been a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Special Poodle often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Special Poodle carried a spade that they would often put down their trousers. It is a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Poodle looked for a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a spade is the item that was chosen.