Her Orange Unicorn

Her Orange Unicorn needed a spade that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Unicorn wanted a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

Her Orange Unicorn found a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Orange Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would eat. It should be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Her Orange Unicorn always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Unicorn always carried a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.