The Grumpy Baby

The Grumpy Baby craved for a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Baby owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Baby desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate It should be a new exercise, to you, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Baby wanted a melon that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Baby desperately craved for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.

The Grumpy Baby always had with them a lava lamp to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A lava lamp being the item selected.