My Big Dog

My Big Dog owned a rubber chicken that they would eat. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Big Dog desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

My Big Dog always had with them a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

My Big Dog searched for a pen that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it was entertaining. A pen is the thing to select.

My Big Dog found a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Big Dog often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.