The Scary Artist

The Scary Artist desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Artist desperately wanted a CD player to drop. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Scary Artist had a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Scary Artist looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It might be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Scary Artist craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Scary Artist desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.