The Nervous Antelope

The Nervous Antelope desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Antelope wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Antelope desperately desired a block of cheese to sit and look at. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Antelope desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Antelope wanted a rubber johnny that they would eat. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Antelope always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It is an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.