A Scary Artist

A Scary Artist desperately desired a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might find this to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Scary Artist desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Artist owned a spade that they liked to break. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Scary Artist desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would demolish. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Artist always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Artist desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It should have been an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.