Her Cheerful Elf

Her Cheerful Elf desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Cheerful Elf desired a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Elf looked for a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It is a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny of all things.

Her Cheerful Elf desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Elf desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be fun. A Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.