The Brainy Pigeon

The Brainy Pigeon carried a sponge to throw. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A sponge being the thing selected.

The Brainy Pigeon desperately looked for a hat to put down their trousers. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A hat being the thing selected.

The Brainy Pigeon always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Brainy Pigeon desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Pigeon found a teapot to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Pigeon owned a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.