The Confused Martian

The Confused Martian wanted a hat that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Confused Martian carried a crown that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

The Confused Martian carried a teapot that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Confused Martian craved for a piece of paper that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Martian desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Confused Martian searched for a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.