A Stupid Unicorn

A Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

A Stupid Unicorn always kept a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Unicorn craved for a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen item.

A Stupid Unicorn desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Unicorn desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Unicorn desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.