Their Red Woodpecker

Their Red Woodpecker always kept a mug that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Red Woodpecker owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Their Red Woodpecker desperately desired a teapot that they would often annihilate One might say this is a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Their Red Woodpecker needed a cucumber that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Red Woodpecker searched for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Their Red Woodpecker had a wig to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig having that done to it