Red Dog

Red Dog desperately craved for a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. It was a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Red Dog always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Red Dog always carried a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A cheese grater is the item to select.

Red Dog desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A bottle of wine of all things.

Red Dog desperately craved for a can of coke to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Red Dog often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.