His Bewildered Unicorn

His Bewildered Unicorn often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Unicorn always carried a piece of paper to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

His Bewildered Unicorn searched for a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Unicorn carried a hat that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.