The Bum Loving Unicorn

The Bum Loving Unicorn often carried a set square that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Unicorn often carried a computer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Unicorn desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was magnificent. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Unicorn owned a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Unicorn owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Unicorn often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.