His Fat Scammer

His Fat Scammer needed a melon to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Fat Scammer desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Fat Scammer looked for a chocolate bar that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Scammer always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

His Fat Scammer needed a sword that they liked to smash. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Scammer owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.