The Cute Giraffe

The Cute Giraffe desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Cute Giraffe always had with them a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Giraffe craved for a pint of beer to annihilate It is considered to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Cute Giraffe desperately looked for a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

The Cute Giraffe often carried a sponge that they would often drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Giraffe desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.