A Little Nerd

A Little Nerd desperately looked for a helmet that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Little Nerd craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

A Little Nerd craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

A Little Nerd desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

A Little Nerd craved for a hat that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was wonderful. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Little Nerd desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.